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King Covid was born at 11:57 a.m. (CST) on June 27, 2020.

He occupies 6’4” x 6’2” x 8’5” of space and stands on a zippered tarp.

He consists of a thrift store suit,

a pair of men’s shoes,

a men’s tie,

a Lysol and Clorox intravenous drip,

a Clorox bottle,

a plastic straw purchased from the Donald J Trump for President campaign website,

an empty toilet paper roll,

Donald J Trump quotes transferred onto toilet paper,

an America First hat,

a plastic crown,

fake chrysanthemum flowers,

a United States lapel pin,

fourteen and a half rolls of toilet paper,

and a toilet paper covered face over a mannequin body.

King Covid is for sale for $1,800,000,000,000

With a special discount sale price of $10,000 (non-refundable)

Guide to pricing:

https://www.heritage.org/budget-and-spending/commentary/how-big-the-covid-19-cares-act-relief-bill

https://www.newsweek.com/man-who-bought-10000-worth-toilet-paper-hand-sanitizer-denied-refund-1498343

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