King Covid was born at 11:57 a.m. (CST) on June 27, 2020.
He occupies 6’4” x 6’2” x 8’5” of space and stands on a zippered tarp.
He consists of a thrift store suit,
a pair of men’s shoes,
a men’s tie,
a Lysol and Clorox intravenous drip,
a Clorox bottle,
a plastic straw purchased from the Donald J Trump for President campaign website,
an empty toilet paper roll,
Donald J Trump quotes transferred onto toilet paper,
an America First hat,
a plastic crown,
fake chrysanthemum flowers,
a United States lapel pin,
fourteen and a half rolls of toilet paper,
and a toilet paper covered face over a mannequin body.
King Covid is for sale for $1,800,000,000,000
With a special discount sale price of $10,000 (non-refundable)
Guide to pricing:
https://www.heritage.org/budget-and-spending/commentary/how-big-the-covid-19-cares-act-relief-bill
https://www.newsweek.com/man-who-bought-10000-worth-toilet-paper-hand-sanitizer-denied-refund-1498343