False Profit was born on January 29, 2020.

He occupies 2’ x 4’ x 6’5” of space and stands on a velvet and gold cloth platform with gold fringe.

He consists of a white pastor robe,

a white clergy shirt,

a pastor’s stole (altered),

a men’s tie,

men’s pants and shoes,

a Keep America Great hat purchased from the Donald J Trump for President campaign website,

a Make America Great Again hat purchased from the Donald J Trump for President campaign website,

“Ultra Pure White” house paint,

Donald J Trump quotes transferred onto toilet paper,

thirty one-dollar bills,

a Doomsday alarm clock,

and a cloth face over a mannequin body.

False Profit is for sale for thirty pieces of silver (or best offer in times of toilet paper shortages).